So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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