I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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