I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
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apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
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I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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