I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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