She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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