Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
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I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
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We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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