hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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