Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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