nutella sex= disaster
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
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he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
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can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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