that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
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Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
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I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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