Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
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Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
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He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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