Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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