But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
how does that bad decision feel?
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