just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Randomize
