Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
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Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
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Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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