margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
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Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
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