I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
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Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
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Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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