Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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