I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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