I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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