3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
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the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
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Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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