Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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