fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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