Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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