Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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