I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
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He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
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Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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