Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
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No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
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He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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