I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
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his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
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Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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