I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i just had sex bonerless
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
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Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
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No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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