do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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