Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
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Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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