She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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