I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
