Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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