omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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