i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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