This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
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I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
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I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
the raccoons are back...
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