I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
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Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
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How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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