Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
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The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
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There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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