Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
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I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
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BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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