the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
