I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I cut my penus on the lid.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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