I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Less talking, more tequila
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Randomize
