yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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