Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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