He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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