she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
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I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
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Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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