hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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