We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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