If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
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