# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
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there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
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I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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