I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
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Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
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He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Help. Why am I so naked?
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