batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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