You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
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Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
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we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
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I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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