we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
Randomize
