I CAN MOONWALK!
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
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the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
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I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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